Two atush... Black Wonji the Sack Rider. Comedy open mic round 45

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Time flies. Been away for an awful amount of time. Missed the Fam, how have y'all been. Took a break cause the doctor said I had steemitophilia Watched the Coin trade sink like the Titanic, but we gotta swim with the tides now. Who cares. Now I have a job selling stolen CD plates and car tyres. It's not much but it's worth the while.

Spent some time working on my book - Black Wonji the Sack Rider. It's basically a story about balls. Two balls, just keep an open mind, you might get to like it.😉😉

Thinking of adapting it into a Comic, but then there is a problem with that. Who would buy a kid a comic book with pictures of balls dangling of the pages. 😰😰
Maybe I need to fine tune the idea, but till then, enough about that. 😉

How is my real g @idikuci, is he back to filming molested porn again.
@Belemo is now a judge, a lot of things have changed around here. Hope I don't get some prison time but if I do make sure it's in a Unisex prison. 😁😁

Love from here. Always remember.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you snitch on me
The police will come for you.

Nominating @houserent and @obaseki. Failure to show up attracts a heavy fine and up to 25000 hours of community service, don't say I did not
warn you, nobody does that here. 😎😎

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😂😂.. No we do the raping. Ask the bitcoin economy.😁

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