Comment Contest: Clickbait Waku Title
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Task
Come up with the silliest clickbait headline for Wakucats’s next post.
Don't forget to share what made you come up with this (shower, shopping, watching a series?).
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@solperz @almaguer @lupega @gertu @ronnie10
29.5.25
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Counting kittens
I have these three identical kittens.
Each one goes in a different direction. Each one likes a different color. A different temperature and space. They are creations. They have been under the table for a while and then next to the stove. They see what you are cooking and lie down to smell the aromas. They move their whiskers, like little radio receivers.
They don't stray far. They are part of the landscape. They are part of the soul.
Later, when they grow up, they will leave their mark. Their fur.
Now, as they grow and purr, they bring us together. Common ground. Magnificent essence. Identity. Attitude. Renewal.
Whenever I see a kitten, I can't help but wonder who it represents.
Tengo estos tres gatitos iguales.
Cada uno toma diferentes direcciones. A cada uno le gusta un color. Una temperatura y un espacio diferentes. Son creaciones. Han estado un buen rato debajo de la mesa y luego junto a la estufa. Ven lo que cocinas y se acuestan a sentir los olores. Mueven los bigotes, como pequeños receptores de radio.
No se alejan. Son parte del paisaje. Son parte del alma.
Luego, cuando crezcan, estarán dejando sus huellas. Su pelaje.
Ahora, mientras crecen, y ronronean. Nos unen. Lugar común. Esencia magnífica. Identidad. Actitud. Renovación.
Siempre que veo un gatito, no dejo de imaginarme a quién representa.
¿Acaso no te pasa igual, @solperez?
Maravilloso tu escrito. No hay nada mejor que la inconformidad, pues esta nos ayuda a crecer día a día, jeje. Un abrazo inmenso, amigo mío.
Counting kittens
Noted, although it looks like you count to 3 and start over again which reminds me of something or better someone.
Counting Kittens... Noted!
Let me get this straight:
Why dress up?
Why was it invented to have to wear so many clothes on top of each other? If we look at our ancestors, we will see that they only wore long, tight-fitting tunics with a belt around their hips.
Why is it that as the years go by we have to wear blouses, flannels, pants, shorts, underwear, and all the other outfits we put on?
I would like that just as fashions come back from past times, so would the times of tunics as the only clothing on the body.
¿Porqué vestirse.?
¿Porque se inventó el tener que vestirse tantas prendas encima.? Si vemos a nuestros antepasados, veremos que ellos sólo se vestían con túnicas largas y ceñidas con un cinto en la cadera.
¿Porqué con el pasar de los años tenemos que usar blusas, franelas, pantalones, pantaloncillos, ropa interior, y todos los demás atuendos que nos colocamos.?
Me gustaría que así como las modas regresan de épocas pasadas, así mismo regresara las épocas de las túnicas como única ropa encima del cuerpo.
Why Dress Up is the Waku clickbait title?
Sometimes when I get out of the shower and dry the rest of the water left on my body, I have the feeling of just putting on a long robe. Not having to think about wearing underwear, or socks, or blouses, flannels or skirts, etc. Putting a loose robe over me and feeling liberated. Footwear on my feet and being able to go out into the garden in just my loose robe without having to see prying eyes all around me. Although prying eyes and comments and laughter near me stopped mattering to me a long time ago.
A veces cuando salgo de la ducha y me seco el resto de agua que ha quedado sobre mi cuerpo, tengo la sensación de tan solo colocarme encima una bata larga. No tener que pensar en usar ropa interior, ni medias, ni blusas, franelas o faldas, etc. Colocar una bata holgada sobre mí y sentirme liberada. Calzado en mis pies y poder salir al jardín solo con mi bata holgada sin tener que ver miradas curiosas a mi alrededor. Aunque hace mucho tiempo que las miradas indiscretas y los comentarios y risas cerca de mi dejaron de importarme.
😁 I do the same I don't care what others think. My home, my garden. Who doesn't like it can look the other way. I believe the delivery men are also used to this phenomenon, wwt hair wrapped in a towel, wintercoat, beanies, you name it.
How about: "No-Duck-Giver"?
Let me think about that one 😁
Mouse - Cat - no Duck Giver
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